my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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