Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
