Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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