That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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