i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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