I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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