Only a mothe r could love this liver
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Operation Purity has been aborted
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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