You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
