you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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