so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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