It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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