Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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