So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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