i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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