he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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