My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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