Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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