I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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