Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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