turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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