porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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