Heybabeimwearingurpanties
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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