i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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