He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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