fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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