There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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