What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i out mim tonsoeep
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