I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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