We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
How external is "for external use only"?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.