I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
stoners and superglue do NOT mix