Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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