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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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