I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My dick has a subreddit
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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