Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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