I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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