I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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