babies were throwing up all over the place
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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