you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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