PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
