its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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