how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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