Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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