Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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