you didnt know i had herpes?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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