ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work