Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision

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(703): View more from Virginia

Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape

(617): View more from Massachusetts

wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(714): View more from California

dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

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(309): View more from Illinois

One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work

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