I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.