The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.