I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Terrible idea I love it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
