My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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