the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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