I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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