What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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