I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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