So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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