You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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