Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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