party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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