I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I currently don't understand fingers.
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